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Review: Oscar Mayer Premium Spicy Monterey Jack Beef Franks (New)

There are a handful of foods that define a Fewd Snob, and hot dogs are one of them. Now, you may think that this entire article is going to be based around hot dog jokes. But no! Since these are premium dogs, we are going to step it up and actually try to be mature for once. Do you believe that? No? Neither do we! But seriously, people. Hot dogs are perfect for Fewd Snobs. There is nothing not to love about them. We love them grilled, broiled, or just nuked in the microwave. They make great drunk fewd, too….
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Review: Lay’s Creamy Bacon Potato Salad Chips (New)

Hmmm…what would make a good flavor for potato chips? We know! Potatoes! Yes, Lay’s has a new flavor. Creamy Bacon Potato Salad! Oh my! Actually, we don’t know if it is really new. The bag doesn’t say it is new. And it is not on Lay’s website. But, we are guessing it is new. Our grocery store has a giant end cap loaded with bags of these suckers. So they must be new. Or something. Time for more beer, as usual… Seriously, people. Maybe this flavored potato chip thing is getting out of hand. When potato chips have potato flavor,…
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Happy National Bourbon Day!!

Today is National Bourbon Day, Snobs! We don’t know the person that came up with this holiday, but to this person we raise a glass! We love bourbon. Big surprise, right? So what bourbon is our favorite? This is a tough one, right?? Jim Beam is our favorite. No small batch, single barrel, fancy stuff here. Just good old Beam. So pour a shot..hell…pour a glass, and enjoy National Bourbon Day! Screw it. Just drink the whole bottle!  

Review: Popeyes Magnolia Blossom Chicken (New/Limited Time Only)

If we were important people, and we were in charge of new menu items for a major restaurant chain, how would we come up with our next new thing? Maybe smoke a little weed. Get a little high. And then, what would pop into our minds? “Flowers, man! Look at all the pretty flowers! Let’s make chicken that looks like flowers, man!” Well, that is NOT what we would do. But evidently, that’s exactly what the powers that be at Popeyes did. You see, Popeyes sells Louisiana chicken. So, it is must be a given that Popeyes would sell chicken…
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Oh Hell No! Burger King Whopperrito (And Why BK Sucks, Too!)

It should come as no surprise that out of our first three “Oh Hell No!” features, two of them are from Burger King. Let’s make this very clear. Burger King sucks. There you have it. Once upon a time, we remember Burger King being good. But that ship sailed long ago, people. For what seems like forever, BK has simply sucked. It focuses on endless stupid novelty menu items, and forgets the core menu. Had a Whopper lately? Is there actually any meat on those things? Nope. At this point, we are done with Burger King. After our last experience…
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Review: Totino’s Bacon & Pepperoni Pizza Rolls (New)

Hell yeah! Totino’s has a new kind of pizza rolls! Pizza rolls were designed for Fewd Snobs. What is not to love?? Pizza goodness wrapped up in a crust that kicks ass. There is nothing not good here. Plus, they are drunk food perfection. All of you drunks KNOW you eat pizza rolls! We always have the freezer stocked with Totino’s pizza rolls. Our standard types are the Supreme or Combination. As far as we are concerned, there is only ONE type of pizza rolls. Totino’s. All others suck, so don’t bother. Again, all of you drunks KNOW what it…
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Fewd Bite: Arby’s Buffalo Chicken Slider (New/Limited Time Only)

Seems like it has been a while since we did a Fewd Bite. What are those? We don’t remember either. Too much alcohol over the last year… Arby’s has added a new Slider to the menu. If you recall (assuming you aren’t a drunk like us!), Arby’s introduced its Sliders last year. We did a review on all of them. Refresh yourself here. The new addition is the Buffalo Chicken Slider. How original! The new sandwich has been added to the menu for a limited time only. This, despite the other Sliders being regularly available. Interesting move, considering the fact…
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