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There are a handful of foods that define a Fewd Snob, and hot dogs are one of them. Now, you may think that this entire article is going to be based around hot dog jokes. But no! Since these are premium dogs, we are going to step it up and actually try to be mature for once. Do you believe that? No? Neither do we! But seriously, people. Hot dogs are perfect for Fewd Snobs. There is nothing not to love about them. We love them grilled, broiled, or just nuked in the microwave. They make great drunk fewd, too….
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Hmmm…what would make a good flavor for potato chips? We know! Potatoes! Yes, Lay’s has a new flavor. Creamy Bacon Potato Salad! Oh my! Actually, we don’t know if it is really new. The bag doesn’t say it is new. And it is not on Lay’s website. But, we are guessing it is new. Our grocery store has a giant end cap loaded with bags of these suckers. So they must be new. Or something. Time for more beer, as usual… Seriously, people. Maybe this flavored potato chip thing is getting out of hand. When potato chips have potato flavor,…
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Hell yeah! Totino’s has a new kind of pizza rolls! Pizza rolls were designed for Fewd Snobs. What is not to love?? Pizza goodness wrapped up in a crust that kicks ass. There is nothing not good here. Plus, they are drunk food perfection. All of you drunks KNOW you eat pizza rolls! We always have the freezer stocked with Totino’s pizza rolls. Our standard types are the Supreme or Combination. As far as we are concerned, there is only ONE type of pizza rolls. Totino’s. All others suck, so don’t bother. Again, all of you drunks KNOW what it…
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