Rant

Rant: McDonald’s Changing Chicken McNuggets?!

Take a look at the picture above. What do you see? Let us help you with that. You are looking at ten Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s. These little bastards have been around since 1983. In that time, they have mostly been unchanged. Until now. It seems that McDonald’s has gotten the bright idea to change the ingredients in Chicken McNuggets. According to Eater (which cites yet another source…we’re not citing them all because we aren’t journalists, people!), McDonald’s is making the change in order to have ingredients that are “more recognizable.” It sounds like the real point is to eliminate…
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Rant: Really, Chick-fil-A?

From the Land of Stupid, we give you Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A has lost its shit, apparently. Back in January, Chick-fil-A got rid of cole slaw from the menu. This pissed a lot of people off. Not everybody likes Chick-fil-A’s awful fries. So, the cole slaw was a perfect replacement. Well, not anymore! It is bad enough that the joint is eliminating a popular menu item. What’s even worse is the bullshit reasoning behind it. According to Business Insider, the company said, “We know many of our customers loved our cole slaw, yet we have also heard from our customers that they…
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Rant: McDonald’s, Why Do You Keep Failing with Breakfast?

Hi, Snobs.  Denny here.  I am introducing a new feature on our site.  This feature is called “Rant.”  In our rants, we will be talking about stuff that pisses us off.  Pretty straightforward!  Expect our “Rants” to be a little more “hard hitting” as compared to our reviews and other features.  This is where it gets real, people.  So if a little language scares you off, you might want to leave now! And now we will move on to the first Fewd Snobs rant.  McDonald’s “All Day Breakfast.” The Only One wanted an Egg McMuffin last night for an evening…
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Article: Why Wendy’s Sucks Now

Hello, Snobs.  Denny here.  I will be flying solo on this article.  Herman is missing.  He disappeared.  I think he may be passed out in an alley drunk!  In any case, you get me for this one.  Yay. I have wanted to write about Wendy’s for a while now.  Some events in the land of Twitter today finally prompted me to write this article. So let’s start there, shall we… I was looking through what was trending on Twitter today, and found this: Wendy’s has a promoted trend/hashtag called #BecauseBaconator.  Then, I found this promoted tweet in my feed: A…
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