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Oh Hell No! Burger King Whopperrito (And Why BK Sucks, Too!)

Fewd Snobs June 7, 2016

It should come as no surprise that out of our first three “Oh Hell No!” features, two of them are from Burger King. Let’s make this very clear. Burger King sucks. There you have it. Once upon a time, we remember Burger King being good. But that ship sailed long ago, people. For what seems like forever, BK has simply sucked. It focuses on endless stupid novelty menu items, and forgets the core menu. Had a Whopper lately? Is there actually any meat on those things? Nope. At this point, we are done with Burger King. After our last experience…
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Oh Hell No! Heinz BBQ Sauces (New)

Fewd Snobs May 16, 2016

Check this out. For our next “Oh Hell No!” we give you Heinz new BBQ sauces! Yes, it appears that Heinz doesn’t make enough money making ketchup, vinegar, relish, and the tons of other foods that it puts its name on. No, not good enough. Now it is going into the BBQ sauce business. First of all, we think Heinz is overrated. So let’s just get that out of the way right now. We don’t even buy Heinz ketchup. Or catsup. Or however the hell you spell it. Everywhere you go there are Heinz bottles of ketchup. Precious. Of course,…
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Oh Hell No! Burger King Angriest Whopper

Fewd Snobs March 31, 2016

For our first “Oh Hell No!,” we give you the Angriest Whopper from Burger King. In case you missed our introductory post, “Oh Hell No!” features stuff that we won’t even try. We think this atrocity is a perfect start to our new feature. Get this, directly from BK’s website: “The Angriest WHOPPER® sandwich consists of savory flame-grilled beef, piled high with thick-cut bacon, American cheese, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, angry onion petals, jalapenos, creamy mayonnaise and spicy angry sauce all layered between a red bun that has hot sauced baked in.” Did you read that? Did you actually process it?…
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Introducing “Oh Hell No!”

Fewd Snobs March 30, 2016

The time has come for a new feature, people. “Oh Hell No!” is here. “How did this come about, Fewd Snobs?” An excellent question! We constantly search for new food to review. It’s our job. That said, we often find something new that causes us to say, “Oh hell no!” It is something so nasty or so vile that we can’t even bring ourselves to review it. This has caused us many missed opportunities. So, instead of letting these pass us by, this kind of stuff will fall into the new feature. This way, we can tell you what it…
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