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Fewd Bite: Arby’s Buffalo Chicken Slider (New/Limited Time Only)

Fewd Snobs May 31, 2016

Seems like it has been a while since we did a Fewd Bite. What are those? We don’t remember either. Too much alcohol over the last year… Arby’s has added a new Slider to the menu. If you recall (assuming you aren’t a drunk like us!), Arby’s introduced its Sliders last year. We did a review on all of them. Refresh yourself here. The new addition is the Buffalo Chicken Slider. How original! The new sandwich has been added to the menu for a limited time only. This, despite the other Sliders being regularly available. Interesting move, considering the fact…
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Review: Pizza Hut Bacon Stuffed Crust Pizza (New/Limited Time Only)

Fewd Snobs May 26, 2016

It seems like every new thing at Pizza Hut these days is a gimmick. Recall our reviews of the Twisted Crust Pizza or (gasp!) the Hot Dog Bites Pizza. Yes, instead of focusing on making the regular pizzas better, Pizza Hut just throws new stuff out there to get people in the door. Then, it drops the item from the menu once the novelty wears off. We used to like Pizza Hut once upon a time. These days, we aren’t so enthralled. It could have to do with being served one too many shit pizzas. We could go on and…
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Review: Cracker Barrel Sharp Cheddar Macaroni & Cheese (New)

Fewd Snobs May 19, 2016

Cracker Barrel brand cheese has been around since 1954. Just recently, the company has started making macaroni and cheese. You see where this is going… First of all, let us say that this is not the same Cracker Barrel as Cracker Barrel Old Country Store. That place is different. Confused yet? Have another beer… This Cracker Barrel is now owned by Kraft. So Kraft has pushed it to the next level by offering the new mac and cheese. There are a bunch of flavors available. Sharp Cheddar, Sharp White Cheddar, Cheddar Havarti, and Sharp Cheddar & Bacon are available, all…
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Review: Burger King Whopper Dog (New)

Fewd Snobs May 17, 2016

Burger King introduced its new Grilled Dogs back in February. If you don’t remember, check out our review here. Now, BK has introduced a new Grilled Dog to the lineup. The Whopper Dog has arrived. This stands to reason. The Whopper is Burger King’s signature menu item. So, making a Whopper into a hot dog seems like a natural progression. We suppose. But is it really a good idea? The Fewd Snobs take the hit for ‘ya here, people. Because we’re drunk…um…good guys. BK describes the Whopper Dog as, “… flame-grilled hot dog made with 100% beef topped with lettuce,…
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Oh Hell No! Heinz BBQ Sauces (New)

Fewd Snobs May 16, 2016

Check this out. For our next “Oh Hell No!” we give you Heinz new BBQ sauces! Yes, it appears that Heinz doesn’t make enough money making ketchup, vinegar, relish, and the tons of other foods that it puts its name on. No, not good enough. Now it is going into the BBQ sauce business. First of all, we think Heinz is overrated. So let’s just get that out of the way right now. We don’t even buy Heinz ketchup. Or catsup. Or however the hell you spell it. Everywhere you go there are Heinz bottles of ketchup. Precious. Of course,…
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Review: Papa John’s Pepperoni Rolls (New)

Fewd Snobs May 10, 2016

In the year that we have been doing Fewd Snobs, we have never reviewed anything from Papa John’s. This makes us very sad. Full disclosure…we are fans of Papa John’s. It is Denny’s favorite pizza chain by far, and Herman likes it too. So, when we saw the new Pepperoni Rolls, we finally had an excuse to write about the place. Now, don’t think that we give positive reviews just because we like a place. We may be drunk, but we’re not stupid. Well…not really anyway. We know good from bad. If you have been reading any of our reviews,…
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Review: Subway Thick-Cut Carved Turkey & Bacon Sandwich (New/Limited Time Only)

Fewd Snobs April 28, 2016

Subway is at it again. It is trying to make sandwiches that don’t suck. How enthralling. Recall our earlier review on Subway’s Rotisserie-Style Chicken Sandwich. Subway seems to be trying to jump on the “healthy” (read trendy) craze by introducing antibiotic-free slop. And no artificial preservatives (in the case of this turkey). Swell. Because rotted turkey that has been sitting at Subway too long tastes better, evidently. Now, Subway has introduced “carved” turkey. This must be some kind of piss poor attempt at competing with the trendy places like Panera Bread. Oh my. To us, this is basically acknowledging that…
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