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Review: Smirnoff Ice Electric Berry (New)

Fewd Snobs July 19, 2016

It seems like we are always talking about booze in our reviews. Yet, we hardly ever review booze. Why? Because we are too busy drinking it, of course! We practically live at the liquor store. Every time we turn around, our damn beer evaporates. What choice do we have? We have to constantly go to the liquor store! Denny was at the liquor store tonight, and he was wandering around looking for new things to get drunk from. That’s when he stumbled across this… Smirnoff has a new drink called Smirnoff Ice Electric. The brand is an extension of the…
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Review: General Mills Tiny Toast Cereal (New)

Fewd Snobs July 15, 2016

All kinds of food make a Fewd Snob a Fewd Snob. Sure, stuff like pizza, hot dogs, and beer come to mind first. But there is so much more. If you have read some reviews on our site, you see what we mean. And yet, there is one Fewd Snob staple that we haven’t reviewed yet. Cereal. Yes, cereal. Maybe the thought of chowing down on a big bowl of cereal doesn’t excite you. It should. There is no question that cereal is a Fewd Snob food. Sure, it is good in the morning for breakfast. But, it is also…
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Review: Popeyes $5 Boneless Wing Bash (New/Limited Time Only)

Fewd Snobs July 12, 2016

As we have said in past articles, chicken wings are a big thing. And they have been for years. Why buy whole pieces of chicken when you can gnaw on little bitty wings? Makes sense, right?? If it makes sense or not is really irrelevant. They are popular, and sell by the ton. We wish we would have thought of selling small wings and made a fortune. We would have more money for beer, and wouldn’t have to be writing these articles all day! Um…we mean…we like writing articles all day for you, our dear readers! Anyway, wings are a…
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Review: Starbucks Affogato-style Frappuccino (New/Limited Time Only)

Fewd Snobs July 7, 2016

It’s hot as hell in Kansas. There’s a pretty good chance it’s hot as hell wherever you are right now. It is July, after all. And if we get through this, then we get to look forward to August! OH MY! So what is an overheating Fewd Snob to do? Typically, we would reach for a beer. But, let’s be realistic for just one minute. Even a Fewd Snob can’t drink booze every minute of the day. Sometimes (not all the time) you have to take a break and dry out. Or, at least drive to the store to get…
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Review: Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoned Crinkle Cut Fries (New)

Fewd Snobs July 5, 2016

Ranch dressing. This stuff has taken over. People put it on everything. From fries to pizza to burgers, ranch is the “go to” dressing. And what’s not to love? The stuff has a nice, even flavor that goes well with just about anything. It also seems that there are millions of brands of ranch. As far as we are concerned, there is only ONE ranch brand that matters. HIdden Valley. Yes, Hidden Valley is the original and the best. The flavor is just better than other brands. Put Hidden Valley up against Kraft. Go ahead. It won’t take long to…
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Fewd Bite: Crystal Pepsi Returns! Oh My!

Fewd Snobs June 30, 2016

From the land of “Why?,” PepsiCo is bringing back Crystal Pepsi! You remember Crystal Pepsi, right? Back in the early ’90s, Crystal Pepsi was introduced. It was basically just regular Pepsi, but clear in color. Fascinating! It lasted for less than two years. Nobody cared. Why? Because, why?? What’s the point of drinking clear Pepsi? Essentially, it was a marketing ploy to appeal to stupid young people (aren’t most marketing ploys like this??). The young people of the early ’90s said, “Like, wouldn’t it be, like, so totally cool if, like, we had some clear Pepsi?” Pepsi answered the question….
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Review: Tombstone Roadhouse Double Down Deluxe Pizza (New)

Fewd Snobs June 28, 2016

We like pizza. A lot. But you already know that. Because you read our articles regularly. Right??! For a long time, Tombstone was our favorite frozen pizza. One of our earliest reviews was on Tombstone’s Supreme pie. We came across the new Tombstone Roadhouse pizzas at the store. They’ve been out for a short time, but we didn’t jump right on them. Why? We were too drunk, and were sleeping it off in an alley. Or something. There are reasons we hesitated, but more on that later. And nobody ever accused us of being on the cutting edge. We move…
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