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As we have said in past articles, chicken wings are a big thing. And they have been for years. Why buy whole pieces of chicken when you can gnaw on little bitty wings? Makes sense, right?? If it makes sense or not is really irrelevant. They are popular, and sell by the ton. We wish we would have thought of selling small wings and made a fortune. We would have more money for beer, and wouldn’t have to be writing these articles all day! Um…we mean…we like writing articles all day for you, our dear readers! Anyway, wings are a…
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As you all know by now, we Fewd Snobs cover real food. You know, stuff that normal people eat. This, naturally, includes a variety of fast foods. And over the nearly year and a half we have been around, we have covered a variety of new food items. Some of these we thought would be big, and they were not. Others we thought would be small, and they were huge. But we have rarely seen a new food item with as much of a buzz around it as the new Mac n’ Cheetos from Burger King. It seems like everybody…
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It takes quite a bit to get us to eat at Subway these days. There isn’t much to get excited about, after all. Instead of making sandwiches that don’t suck, Subway has been focusing on chasing trends lately. Antibiotic-free meats, “carved” turkey, and bullcrap like that. Meh. Every time we think we have given up on Subway, they do something that actually sounds remotely interesting. And here we are. Again. Yay! We saw a commercial for the new, limited time only Parmesan Garlic Roast Beef sandwich. Then, we heard commercials on the radio. Swell. So, we go to look it…
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If we were important people, and we were in charge of new menu items for a major restaurant chain, how would we come up with our next new thing? Maybe smoke a little weed. Get a little high. And then, what would pop into our minds? “Flowers, man! Look at all the pretty flowers! Let’s make chicken that looks like flowers, man!” Well, that is NOT what we would do. But evidently, that’s exactly what the powers that be at Popeyes did. You see, Popeyes sells Louisiana chicken. So, it is must be a given that Popeyes would sell chicken…
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