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Recipe: Herman’s Refrigerator Pickles

For our first recipe, we bring you Herman’s Refrigerator Pickles! Pickles are something just about everybody loves. It is summer, and pickles go perfectly with grilled dogs or burgers. Or, they are great right out of the jar for a snack. Best of all, Herman’s Refrigerator Pickles are easy to make. Hell, even Denny can do it. The idea behind Fewd Snobs recipes is that they are easy to make, and damn good. That’s what being a true Fewd Snob is all about! These pickles are a little sweet, and a little tart. The brine gives the sweet flavor, while…
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M&M’s Winner Announced!

A winner has been announced in the M&M’s contest! More candy! M&M’s had a contest going from March to the middle of June. Three new M&M’s flavors were introduced. Voters chose between Honey Nut, Coffee Nut, or Chili Nut. See our full review here. And the winner is… …Coffee Nut! We picked Coffee Nut as our vote. And we were right. Because we’re always right. Believe it. According to People Magazine, the new flavor will be available permanently in August. Who knew People Magazine was good for anything other than hot pics of Jennifer Aniston? Yes, yes, we know. We’re…
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Review: General Mills Tiny Toast Cereal (New)

All kinds of food make a Fewd Snob a Fewd Snob. Sure, stuff like pizza, hot dogs, and beer come to mind first. But there is so much more. If you have read some reviews on our site, you see what we mean. And yet, there is one Fewd Snob staple that we haven’t reviewed yet. Cereal. Yes, cereal. Maybe the thought of chowing down on a big bowl of cereal doesn’t excite you. It should. There is no question that cereal is a Fewd Snob food. Sure, it is good in the morning for breakfast. But, it is also…
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Review: Popeyes $5 Boneless Wing Bash (New/Limited Time Only)

As we have said in past articles, chicken wings are a big thing. And they have been for years. Why buy whole pieces of chicken when you can gnaw on little bitty wings? Makes sense, right?? If it makes sense or not is really irrelevant. They are popular, and sell by the ton. We wish we would have thought of selling small wings and made a fortune. We would have more money for beer, and wouldn’t have to be writing these articles all day! Um…we mean…we like writing articles all day for you, our dear readers! Anyway, wings are a…
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Review: Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoned Crinkle Cut Fries (New)

Ranch dressing. This stuff has taken over. People put it on everything. From fries to pizza to burgers, ranch is the “go to” dressing. And what’s not to love? The stuff has a nice, even flavor that goes well with just about anything. It also seems that there are millions of brands of ranch. As far as we are concerned, there is only ONE ranch brand that matters. HIdden Valley. Yes, Hidden Valley is the original and the best. The flavor is just better than other brands. Put Hidden Valley up against Kraft. Go ahead. It won’t take long to…
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Fewd Bite: Crystal Pepsi Returns! Oh My!

From the land of “Why?,” PepsiCo is bringing back Crystal Pepsi! You remember Crystal Pepsi, right? Back in the early ’90s, Crystal Pepsi was introduced. It was basically just regular Pepsi, but clear in color. Fascinating! It lasted for less than two years. Nobody cared. Why? Because, why?? What’s the point of drinking clear Pepsi? Essentially, it was a marketing ploy to appeal to stupid young people (aren’t most marketing ploys like this??). The young people of the early ’90s said, “Like, wouldn’t it be, like, so totally cool if, like, we had some clear Pepsi?” Pepsi answered the question….
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Review: Tombstone Roadhouse Double Down Deluxe Pizza (New)

We like pizza.  A lot. But you already know that. Because you read our articles regularly. Right??! For a long time, Tombstone was our favorite frozen pizza. One of our earliest reviews was on Tombstone’s Supreme pie. We came across the new Tombstone Roadhouse pizzas at the store. They’ve been out for a short time, but we didn’t jump right on them. Why? We were too drunk, and were sleeping it off in an alley. Or something. There are reasons we hesitated, but more on that later. And nobody ever accused us of being on the cutting edge. We move…
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