Booze

It is that time of year, again.  Fall is approaching, and it is already time for Oktoberfest stuff.  Somehow this is the case, despite it only being September.  This is kind of like Christmas stuff being out already.  In September.  Or something. Recall our review of the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte.  Same thing here.  It is a little early.  Whatever. If you don’t know what Oktoberfest is, go here.  We are not giving history lessons, people.  If you would like to pay for one though, feel free to let us know in the comments below. Naturally, there are American versions…
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Day drinking.  It is an essential part of Fewd Snob life.  And why?  Because we have a duty to our readers to bring you the latest in booze, you see?? It isn’t that we want to drink while normal people are working.  No!  It is because we have a DUTY! And now for our latest day drinking booze excursion, we bring to you a review of Not Your Father’s Root Beer. Yes, you read it right.  Here we have root beer beer.  No, we did not mistype.  It is beer, but it tastes like root beer. Herman has been aware…
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Before we get started, we need to take a second to welcome Herman back.  He crawled his way out of the alley he had been hiding in, and has returned. As he came out of his stupor, he brought back with him the single greatest invention since the beer fridge.  The YETI Colster koozie. Herman was traversing the backwoods of Texas, and he learned of this mystical device.  It came to him in a vision.  The trees parted, the wind blew up, and a light appeared.  OK, he imagined that part (beer is a bitch, people!)  In any case, he…
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Time for a Fewd Snob favorite…day drinking!  We simply HAVE to day drink in order to bring you our latest review, you see?!?! It’s basically summer.  At our location, it is over 100 degrees today.  In deathly hot weather, what are we to do?  Drink water?  Hell no.  Gatorade?  Nah!  We need something cool and refreshing.  We need something that will quench our thirst, or something.  And get us screwed up.  Time to sip on some Seagram’s Sweet Tea Vodka! Now, right off the bat we can hear some people saying, “Flavored vodka is for girls!” Blow us. Look, this…
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It is early in the week.  It is light outside.  What better way to start the week than with a booze review?!?  And best of all, the Fewd Snobs have an excuse for a little day drinking! We have been neglecting booze reviews lately.  Enough with the burgers and pizza.  It’s time to review what matters…stuff that will get you drunk! Denny happened across a bottle of Luksusowa Vodka while browsing through the liquor store one day.  This was shortly after Christmas, and all of the leftover gift sets were being sold off.  The store had a gift set with…
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