Monthly Archive: May 2016

Review: Papa John’s Pepperoni Rolls (New)

In the year that we have been doing Fewd Snobs, we have never reviewed anything from Papa John’s. This makes us very sad. Full disclosure…we are fans of Papa John’s. It is Denny’s favorite pizza chain by far, and Herman likes it too.  So, when we saw the new Pepperoni Rolls, we finally had an excuse to write about the place. Now, don’t think that we give positive reviews just because we like a place. We may be drunk, but we’re not stupid. Well…not really anyway. We know good from bad. If you have been reading any of our reviews,…
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Rant: McDonald’s Changing Chicken McNuggets?!

Take a look at the picture above. What do you see? Let us help you with that. You are looking at ten Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s. These little bastards have been around since 1983. In that time, they have mostly been unchanged. Until now. It seems that McDonald’s has gotten the bright idea to change the ingredients in Chicken McNuggets. According to Eater (which cites yet another source…we’re not citing them all because we aren’t journalists, people!), McDonald’s is making the change in order to have ingredients that are “more recognizable.” It sounds like the real point is to eliminate…
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Review: Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito/Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

This is an interesting case. Once upon a time, Taco Bell had two burritos. One was the Beefy Crunch Burrito. The other was the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito. Evidently, these suckers had a huge following. Then, Taco Bell took them away. This didn’t sit well with people. There was a movement to get them back. A Facebook campaign was started. There was the #BeefyCrunchMovement hashtag. There was a lot of hooting and hollering. Apparently losing a couple of burritos is a big deal. There’s more to it than this, but we’re not reporters. Google it. Taco Bell listened to the…
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Review: Baja Blast/Pitch Black Mountain Dew (Limited Time Only)

DEWcision 2016. Nope, it’s not political. It’s a fight between two flavors of Mountain Dew. Baja Blast has been sold exclusively in Taco Bells since 2004. It has had limited runs in stores, also. Pitch Black was released in 2004 to tie in with Halloween. It was a limited time only deal. It has also hit shelves a time or two since then. Now, Mountain Dew is taking a vote. The winner will end up on store shelves permanently. Some decisions are very important, you see. Or something. The side of the bottles indicate to pick a flavor, hashtag your…
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