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Rant: McDonald’s Changing Chicken McNuggets?!

Take a look at the picture above. What do you see? Let us help you with that. You are looking at ten Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s. These little bastards have been around since 1983. In that time, they have mostly been unchanged. Until now. It seems that McDonald’s has gotten the bright idea to change the ingredients in Chicken McNuggets. According to Eater (which cites yet another source…we’re not citing them all because we aren’t journalists, people!), McDonald’s is making the change in order to have ingredients that are “more recognizable.” It sounds like the real point is to eliminate…
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Review: Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito/Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

This is an interesting case. Once upon a time, Taco Bell had two burritos. One was the Beefy Crunch Burrito. The other was the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito. Evidently, these suckers had a huge following. Then, Taco Bell took them away. This didn’t sit well with people. There was a movement to get them back. A Facebook campaign was started. There was the #BeefyCrunchMovement hashtag. There was a lot of hooting and hollering. Apparently losing a couple of burritos is a big deal. There’s more to it than this, but we’re not reporters. Google it. Taco Bell listened to the…
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Review: Baja Blast/Pitch Black Mountain Dew (Limited Time Only)

DEWcision 2016. Nope, it’s not political. It’s a fight between two flavors of Mountain Dew. Baja Blast has been sold exclusively in Taco Bells since 2004. It has had limited runs in stores, also. Pitch Black was released in 2004 to tie in with Halloween. It was a limited time only deal. It has also hit shelves a time or two since then. Now, Mountain Dew is taking a vote. The winner will end up on store shelves permanently. Some decisions are very important, you see. Or something. The side of the bottles indicate to pick a flavor, hashtag your…
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Review: Subway Thick-Cut Carved Turkey & Bacon Sandwich (New/Limited Time Only)

Subway is at it again. It is trying to make sandwiches that don’t suck. How enthralling. Recall our earlier review on Subway’s Rotisserie-Style Chicken Sandwich. Subway seems to be trying to jump on the “healthy” (read trendy) craze by introducing antibiotic-free slop. And no artificial preservatives (in the case of this turkey). Swell. Because rotted turkey that has been sitting at Subway too long tastes better, evidently. Now, Subway has introduced “carved” turkey. This must be some kind of piss poor attempt at competing with the trendy places like Panera Bread. Oh my. To us, this is basically acknowledging that…
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Rant: Really, Chick-fil-A?

From the Land of Stupid, we give you Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A has lost its shit, apparently. Back in January, Chick-fil-A got rid of cole slaw from the menu. This pissed a lot of people off. Not everybody likes Chick-fil-A’s awful fries. So, the cole slaw was a perfect replacement. Well, not anymore! It is bad enough that the joint is eliminating a popular menu item. What’s even worse is the bullshit reasoning behind it. According to Business Insider, the company said, “We know many of our customers loved our cole slaw, yet we have also heard from our customers that they…
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Article: Our Picks for Kansas Craft Beer Week

Kansas Craft Beer Week is here! Yes, an entire week devoted to beer. Sounds pretty good to us. Before we go any further, we know what you are thinking. “You guys hate craft beer! It’s for true snobs!” You are right in your thinking. We generally don’t like craft beer. Except, it isn’t really that we dislike craft beer itself. We hate what it stands for. Craft beer is used as a status symbol for millennials. You know the type. We have gotten into this before, so for the sake of this article, that’s as far as we are going…
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Review: Wendy’s Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich (Limited Time Only)

Wendy’s. Oh, Wendy’s. You used to be so good. Then, you screwed it all up. But for whatever reason, we still get an occasional Wendy’s craving. The burgers and fries have been messed up to the point of no return. And eating a meal will require a second mortgage on your house. But one thing is still reliable; the Spicy Chicken Sandwich still rocks. Wendy’s brought back its Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It has been on the menu in the past, and is back for a limited time only. We were pretty new when this sandwich was out last…
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