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Fewd Bite: McDonald’s Sirloin Third Pound Burgers

McDonald’s has added three new burgers to the menu. The new items are called Sirloin Third Pound Burgers. The new burgers are the Steakhouse, Lettuce and Tomato, and Bacon and Cheese. These burgers have definitely peaked our interest.  The combinations are certainly different – we found some of them to be interesting to say the least.  For example, the Bacon and Cheese burger has ketchup and mustard, but no lettuce.  The Lettuce and Tomato obviously has lettuce and tomato (imagine that!), but is topped with mustard and mayonnaise.  No ketchup here, kids.  And we haven’t tried sauteed mushrooms and grilled…
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Review: Heritage Farm Smoked Sausage

Here we have fewd in the simplest of forms:  meat that is chopped and emulsified, squeezed into a tube shape, and smoked. Simple? Yes. Tasty? Absolutely. Cheap? You better believe it.  If you aren’t familiar with Kroger’s new in-house brand Heritage Farms, you should check it out, or at the very least check out the smoked sausage.  These things are killer, and they will only set you back less than four bucks for 14 jumbo sized links.  They can be found at any Kroger brand store.  Wichita happens to be loaded with Dillons (our local Kroger chain).  So they are…
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Fewd Fight! Coors Light Vs. Miller Lite

In the modern era we unfortunately live in, it seems that traditional American “get drunk” beers have fallen out of favor.  Even though they still sell tons of barrels, it seems that Millennials prefer drinking fruity and “aromatic” beers instead of good old fashioned American brews.  There is some debate if Herman and Denny fall into the Millennial category, but they probably wouldn’t claim it if they did.  The Fewd Snobs have nothing against home brews.  In fact, they agree that some are pretty good.  But by definition, the Fewd Snobs will never, EVER turn their noses up to a…
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Review: Folgers Coffee Singles

Fewd Snobs love coffee.  It is what starts us up each day.  It gets us through the 2PM slump.  And it’s great after dinner.  Best of all, it cures our hangovers! There are several ways to brew a good cup of coffee.  Brewing a whole pot is great if you have the time, and if you want that much.  But sometimes you just want one cup. We all know that Keurig pretty much has the market on single-serve coffee.  K-cups were really the answer to terrible instant coffee.  We don’t know how anybody can drink instant coffee.  It doesn’t taste…
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Review: Cheez-It Crunch’d Hot & Spicy Puffs (New)

Junk Fewd like Cheez-Its always rank high on our list.  Can you imagine why?? So you might imagine how when Herman found himself going through the grocery store and he came upon these, he decided we must try and review them.  How can we not?  You will recall our love of Tabasco.  Must try. We all know what regular Cheez-Its are, so we won’t bore you with details.  These are different in that they are puffs, not crackers.  Interestingly, the word “puffs” doesn’t appear on the bag, but it does on the Cheeze-It website.  These are marked as “Hot &…
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Review: Hot Pockets Snack Bites – Hickory Ham & Cheddar (New)

Hot Pockets.  What can we really say?  There are tons of varieties available.  People eat them for lunch.  People eat them for breakfast now.  People also eat them after drinking.  Hot Pockets are also a favorite gas station fewd! We came across these in the store.  They are new.  There are several flavors available including Cheesy Beef Nacho, Four Cheese Pizza, Pepperoni Pizza, and Hickory Ham & Cheddar.  A quick look at Hot Pocket’s Website revealed that there are also Breakfast Bites available.  Herman about went goofy when he saw the Ham & Cheddar, so that’s why we are reviewing…
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Review: Beer Fridge!

BEHOLD! The epitome of the Fewd Snob.  The ultimate necessity.  The crown jewel.  The Beer Fridge. And not just any beer fridge.  This baby holds a whopping 120 (12 oz.) cans when packed full.  We are very proud to own such a masterful device.  This particular model is an 18″ stainless trimmed, clear glass door “beverage cooler” made by Danby. It actually resides at Herman’s house, but Denny has purchased real estate on the second shelf.  As you can see, we keep a specific layout for the contents of the beer fridge.  This is due to the different sizes of Miller and Coors…
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