Fewd Snobs is more than just a review site. It’s a place to go to read about real freaking food!
There will be articles. There will be reviews. There will ALSO be rants, opinions, and good old fashioned drunk food!
What you won’t find here is a “five star rating” to a fancy place. You won’t see glowing reviews for food that actually sucks. You will NEVER see the words “gluten free,” “organic,” “GMOs,” or “delish.”
Us “snobs” are obsessed with “fewd.” REAL food. Meaning anything from a hot dog to a ribeye. “Fewd” is NOT Coq au Vin or caviar. The modern fancy restaurant down the street has a new antipasto? You will sooner see us write about a $3 frozen pizza. This goes for drinks too. To a “fewd snob,” a drink is an ice cold Budweiser, NOT some wine that was bottled when MTV still had music!
The other thing that sets us apart is that we aren’t located on the east or west coast where the foodies are. We are located in Wichita, Kansas. Most of what you see here is national, but there will be some local stuff too.
Here’s what you will see:
Reviews: Reviews of all things fewd, with a little of our brand of “snob” attitude thrown in for good measure!
Articles: In-depth looks at fewd things that we and our readers will be interested in.
Fewd Bites: Short blurbs about fewd stuff. Not an article, but shorter than a full review.
Fewd Fight: When the snobs disagree completely on something, it’s a Fewd Fight!
About the Fewd Snobs:
The Fewd Snobs are Denny Blye and Herman Crane. They live in Wichita, Kansas.
Denny and Herman’s interests and favorite hobbies include…aw…screw it. Denny smokes like a chimney, and Herman is a borderline alcoholic! They both had jobs that sucked, and the only escape was what was for lunch that day. When they went to lunch, they realized they were talking about the food. Kind of like a review. It got to the point where they were reviewing a burger on the value menu like it was a steak dinner. Fewd Snobs was born.
To put it bluntly, they are two schmucks that still laugh at the word “sausage.”
They hope you will be entertained.